I saw Jesus last night...

He called himself Todd.....he looked like Christ........I faintly remember a slight glowing ring around his head now when I think about it.......he offered me a beer, I accepted........when Jesus offers you a beer, you take it.......it was even my favorite kind, plain ole Bud....I knew Jesus was a bud man........we sat down and he grabbed a guitar and began playing and singing........I didn't know the song but thought it must be a good one if Jesus likes it...it was ok.......He told me to grab the harmonica and join in....I told him I didnt know how to play....he told me the key is to not think about it and just do it....so I did......and I wasn't that bad........not good....but not bad........I found out that Jesus and I have similar tastes in music.....he listens to more newer stuff than I do.......Jesus also had a giant dog.....it was a cross between a German Shepard and a St. Bernard....it's name was Dante.....I laughed and asked if the name had a hidden meaning.....and Christ agreed........he told me his buddy he went to school with gave it to him, his name is Dante.......I said 'Oh'.......Jesus also had two ferrets.....I asked him if he was the beastmaster........he looked at me and said 'What do you think' and I said 'Oh, Right'......I asked him their names....he told me Kitty and Colin Powell..........Jesus had plants all over the place......vines strung out above us......ferns here......some other big plant that I didnt know the name of over there...........I asked him if this was Eden......he said it was just his apartment........Jesus told stories about women and I laughed until I cried.......Jesus is funny....I should have known......I asked him if he could walk on water..........he said last week he turned about a keg of beer into urine.....I had a concerned look upon my face........he said in 2000 years the story will go that he turned water into wine and not to worry.....I said 'Ok'..........when we left, Jesus wished us a safe journey and said he loved us.........as I turned around and started walking, my shin kicked one of Jesus' posts for playing horseshoes........it was a searing pain.....I felt the white feeling coming.....I thought of Jesus and how I wished I would have asked for another beer.....the thought of Christ and his love made my shin quit bleeding and hurting..........it was a safe trip home

Thank You Jesus....or Todd